The Onion predicts another

the Onion prognosticated another real news headline. This time from the New England Journal of Medicine Fat friends make you fat
I remember a year or two there was another one about Gillette and how they cam out with a 5 blade razor when the onion had read those tea leaves as well.

Get your Onion on.

J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape


Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Bush calls up Civil War Reenactors

the Onion launched their new news network today. Kind of Daily/Colbert, but they use fake news.

Cheney

Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

WASHINGTON, DC-In one intercom-exchange transcript, a voice identifies himself as "the Lord thy God" and promotes the invasion of Iraq.

TO is a Bitch

Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung

The Onion is brilliant

Clinton Finally Takes Responsibility For Bush Administration's Failures

Onion is funny

Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic

NEW YORK—A series of brightly colored and inoffensive ad campaigns will also target the key fuckbrain and asshat market segments.