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All things Zach G

In my continuing mission to display all things Galifianakis, here is a commissioned film from Absolute Vodka with Tim and Eric.

Barack Obama-sistible

Best Campaign video ever

I love cartoons

Sponge Bob SP and crew re-dubing 3 classics
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Quantum Mario

via [Kottke]

BACON

Only Jim Gaffigan can pull off 3 minutes of beautiful bacon humor.

Talk shit and get Hit

DB Street Magic 3

The creators of the best tracking shot comedy pieces on the net pump out another hit!

15 famous Atheists quotes

If you believe in God and find this offensive you shouldn't. Lighten up.
Happy Holidays!!

1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov

2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie

3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway

4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin

5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche

6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut

8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

9. Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. — Denis Diderot

10. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. — Samuel Clemens

11. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life. — Sigmund Freud

12. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

13. The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

14. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen

15. It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem

Really Really Slooooooooo

rookies

Blue Man Douche

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Kid Nation is great

Quote from "council leader" after finding the equivalent of $1000 to dole out how they see fit,

"I think that choice in a democracy is everything,
but it's still important for the smarter people to make the right choice."

Top Gun decon by QT

Hipster Olympics

Spot on.

The Balling Britney Guy has some responses

If you have not seen the rediculous crying Brittney fan go here first.

Dane Cook is emotional

I hope this is a fake. Nope, it's not.

The reason Youtube was invented

Backstage at the Air guitar finals

These people can get down.

Greatest HuffPo headline

Eat this one Drudge

Two Drunks in Wisco

Two, that is correct 2, drunks in Middle Wisco were arrested for drunk driving the same car at the same time. How could that be? Think about it. . . one guy had no legs.