12/29/2006

Jesus Saves

A NC congressmen said that the trouble in Iraq could be solved if the word of the Lord was spread to that region. I know Bush has called the war in Iraq a "crusade", but damn. It also show a basic lack of understanding of the Muslim faith, because Jesus is in it and they still think he is a cool dude.
“Everything depends on everyone learning about the birth of the savior,”

Noah's Ark was badass

The Bush administration and their appointees will not give the geological age of the Grand Canyon. Instead they say it was created by the flood of Noah's Ark. You can't make this shit up.

Dubai is growing(understatment)

Check out the future and current plans for Dubai. 800m skyscraper? Man made islands? yup.

The Neo-Con Movement is Finally Dead

PFANAC (Project for a New American Century) is closing its doors. Old white guys with a severe military-industrial complex, had it wrong about American Imperialism, and our young men and women in Service paid the ultimate price.

12/28/2006

Darwin Award Winner

Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated."

Barney V 2Pac

I know there have been a lot of vids, but this is an super-deuper mashup

DIck in a Box

If you have not viewed this amazing piece of meme then check it out not.
I originally thought it was cock in a box, but I guess it was a dick

Time stole The Cohen Brother's idea

Time's pick is soooo stupid and apparently a rip off.

12/27/2006

Juan Cole on Iraq

This guy is the real deal. Read Informed Content everyday.

TO is a Bitch

Gerald Ford, 1913-2006

12/26/2006

Best Fight Scene Eva

He was an Ass Shaker

James B, RIP's

12/21/2006

Mt Hood Deaths

One of my best friends, who is a Mt. Hood vet., has some words to say about the recent tradgety.

Hood can be as dangerous or benign as one makes it. It kills people nearly every year and is also summitted by over 1000. The three guys, each more experienced than me I believe, were on the mountain for the first time. They were doing a difficult route, the north face, which has about a 2500-foot or so section of 60-65 degree ice, which feels almost vertical. I haven't done that route, but have done one with about 300 feet of 70-degree ice on Mt. Rainier. On technical routes like that, you "carryover," meaning you take every bit of gear you have to the summit, then descend a less technical route because down-climbing near-vertical ice blows serious ass - in this case that non-technical descent route was the south side. When a carryover is done, every effort is made to go as "light" as possible, meaning that little more than the bare essentials are brought to cut down on weight. This low weight equates to speed, which equates to safety on a long, exposed route such as this, which pretty much needs to get done the same day it is started because there really aren't any good places to bivouac (camp) for the night. It's unlikely these guys brought heavy, warm gear for hunkering down, nor is it likely they had much extra food or fuel to melt snow for water. It seems like one guy got a dislocated shoulder, which slowed the group. Upon summitting, owing to poor visibility and their unfamiliarity with the peak, they couldn't find their way down the south (nontechnical) side. Having been on the top of that mountain 10 times or so, I can tell you that that safest way down (south side) isn't immediately obvious from the summit. It is a semi-precarious chute called the "pearly gates" of about 35-40 degrees, but just below it, the slope mellows and it's an easy (and long) walk down. They couldn't find it, so they attempted to descend the north face route that they had just come up (horrible prospect). The only way to safely descend that route would be to rappel it, which would be insanely tedious and really dangerous, especially with fresh snow falling and increasing avalanche danger. A piece of gear, such as an ice screw or picket would have to be left with each rappel, and, if their rope was like most others, they'd only be able to rappel 100 feet or so at a time before having to place another screw or picket to set up another anchor point. I hear a lot of people (fellow pilots, every time I've flown over the mountain since this deal began) that don't know what they're talking about call these guys stupid for doing the mountain in the winter. The truth is, that route is only "in" for about a month or so each year, usually around December. In early season (Feb-Apr or so), the route is covered in loads of snow, which leads to avalanche danger. Later in the season (Jun-Aug), when most people climb the mountain via other routes, this route warms up and rockfall is copious (they whiz by you and sound like bullets in a movie - seriously, and they freakin' hurt if they're small and kill you if they're big). Ironically, my buddy and I talked of doing this route about the same time these guys did about a week prior to the incident but didn't go because of the weather.

So, to answer your question, I think these guys knew what they were doing, and a nasty sequence of events (dude getting hurt, crap weather, and their inability to find the correct descent route) got them into a really, really, rough situation. I have pictures of the north face, and several of the summit and pearly gates if you guys would like me to post them.

Festivus

A Milwaukee based company sells festivus poles. Miltown rules!

Oldie but a Goodie

God Warrior

12/20/2006

More Bigotry

Looks like the Republican hate machine is turning its sight to my man again. I always thought that the Religious Right saw our action in the Middle East as a holy war. It is scary to see it in print.

Disgusting

I am about at my breaking point with these congregational bigots.

12/19/2006

Barcamp Madison

Yo Yo Yo.
Barcamp Madison is in full effect March 3-4!! Sign up @ barcampmadison.com and get ready to nerd out with the best of them.
Read, edit and sign up on the wiki.
If you don't know what a wiki is, don't come.

Soccer Goalie Goodness

Bush is a liar (I am not feeling creative today)

Bushie has said repeatedly that he listens to his Generals and does what they want him to do.
Unless he disagrees with it.

12/18/2006

The Shrub should be Burned

I don't normally like diatribes about Bush. It is too easy to do after all. But this one is measured and mostly correct. Please give it a full read because it is very pragmatic.

My Hero Supported HDTV

I love Fred. He warms my cockles.

Another reason not to Vote for Hilliary

Finally HC comes to her senses and sees that the Iraq war is not a winning issue in 08'. Too little too late. Even though Karl will be out in 08' does not mean that the Right's machine won't pounce on this day.

Most Secretive Administration Continued

Bush and the Bushites are busy again making sure what we don't know can't hurt us.

12/17/2006

Kay Graduated

My sister graduated today in 5.5 yrs.
Congrats!!!!

12/15/2006

Wow.

wow

Broart Wins in Court, very nice

The biggots in the camper in Borat lost their money grab against SBC.

Kay and John this is for you

This is a case of causation reflecting correlation. Veggies are smarter than meatheads.

I play Trombone and Dance

This was when I ran away form home and performed at SATA.

I agree

I hate WB but this time he may be right

US/Mexi Border built with Illegals

I knew this was going to happen! A US firm has been busted for hiring illegals to build the US/Mexico fence!!!!!

12/14/2006

Craiglist is for Communists

Craig Newmark, of craiglist.com fame is fucking awesome. At an analysts meeting the, analysts could not wrap their heads around the CEO's desire not to maximize profits (craigslist currently has no advertising).
Craig is a multi-millionaire and wants to preserve the goodness and purity that is Craigslist.
Internet-altruism 1
Capitalist-pigs 0

12/13/2006

Stop Motion Music

12/12/2006

The Onion is brilliant

Clinton Finally Takes Responsibility For Bush Administration's Failures

Waxman get his sepeona pen warmed up

Oh man, these are going to be a fun 2 years in politics. In the latest, Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) future chair of some hardcore committee sent a letter to Rummy on his way out. It goes into detail about war profiteering.
A must read.

12/11/2006

The Munchkin is in the ring!!!

Finishing up a big political day, it looks like the cutest little Senator, Denny Kucinich is going to be running again!! I like it because, like if Russ ran, he will force issues that the DLC and RNC don't want to talk about. It hopefully will make the pro-Iraq dem's(Hillary) unacceptable.
Quote from the Cleavland Plain Dealer:

U.S. Congressman Dennis Kucinich is running for president – yes -- of the United States.

Another thing to you Gore and Kerry. You get one chance as the nominee. I know Al won in 2000, but Kerry is a spineless idiot.

Kofi Smack's the Bushies

Too little too late there SecGen Annan. Wish you would have grown a pair 3 years ago. I also find it very funny that the Republicans fault you for corruption. That's rich.

I think I am oficially supporting Obama 08'

With Russ no longer in the running, Hillary being a political lightning rod like I have never seen in my short life, Kucinich is a munchkin, I am officially supporting Obama as my Candidate. Obama/Edwards or Obama/Clinton or Obama/Feingold would be my current dream ticket because: Obama Edwards would literately change the poles of the Earth with the amount of Magnetism they would have together. Obama/Clinton would be a fund-raising juggernaut and she is the wife of the first figurative black president. Obama/Feingold, Black/Jew. . . never mind that won't happen.
I can't wait to look back on this post in a year.

Not a good day for P2P sharing

A new decision came down that says that even sharing a folder on a P2P network = distribution. Why does this matter? One of the key defenses of most P2P cases is on a part for the copyright code that says you are not infringing unless you distribute. In most cases the definition of distribute has always applied to physical copies. This is most likely a non-precedent setting case, but also shows that the RIAA team is honing their skills to bring more draconian provisions via Congress.

12/10/2006

Craig's List is awsome

The title of this one is; Ladies of my office, I hate you.

12/09/2006

ISG gets a smack, Russ style

I like Russ more in the senate. I really do. That way he can talk like this.

12/08/2006

Onion is funny

Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic

The Onion

Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic

NEW YORK—A series of brightly colored and inoffensive ad campaigns will also target the key fuckbrain and asshat market segments.

Vista's Key Gen Server Cracked

In a dorkier post, but hilariousness nevertheless, the new version of Windows has a "key server" which unlocks the program. Which boils down to free Windows Vista.
I love America.

12/06/2006

This one is a gem

Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. The website tells it all.

12/05/2006

Moonbase!!!

Were building permanent bases on the MF MOON.


12/03/2006

Timmy Russert grows a pair

Check Tim on MTP snap on the new guy!! I likey

12/01/2006

Asteroid's Revenge

Play Atari's Asteroid from the Roid's POV

Kitchen Aid Rules

This is why you buy the Kitchen Aid