2/19/2008

Microsoft you Bastards


I don't want to hear that the software was made before he was a phenom. I don't care that this correction probable makes sense, or is even unintentional.
Why would you make such a scurrilous claim Microsoft, WHY.
I am switching to Apple.

2/11/2008

I love cartoons

Sponge Bob SP and crew re-dubing 3 classics
[via]

2/05/2008

Quantum Mario

via [Kottke]

Yes We Can

When they said that Barack's Yes We Can speech was lyrical, some great artists took that to heart.
Good Luck today Obama!

1/30/2008

Does this make us safer?

Again, my womb is free if you want to have your babies in it.

1/24/2008

Crack is bad for you

I think this is stupid. Why would someone with a British accent smoke rocks? At least Brittney does blow and drinks.

1/23/2008

FUCK!

DO NOT WANT TO HEAR, LALALALALALALALAL!!!

Google Reader AI

Is google reader organizing my feeds by hair??

1/22/2008

CHRISTROSOFT!!!!!!!!

Now that I actually care about these things this new news about IE8 is making my head spin. There are 3(!!!!!!) render modes of operation for IE8. Two compatibility modes and an OPT-IN IE8 mode. WTF happened to web standards Redmond?

1/13/2008

Netflix takes a step

Netflix is the first to offer unlimited subscription online rentals. Do you think this will preempt the AAPL announcement tomorrow. haha, no.

Real American Terrorist

If you killed one of rocks superstars directly or indirectly you should not be able to produce the movie version.

1/11/2008

BACON

Only Jim Gaffigan can pull off 3 minutes of beautiful bacon humor.

1/05/2008

Talk shit and get Hit

1/04/2008

Who's House?

Obama's victory speech last night sans scream.

12/31/2007

DB Street Magic 3

The creators of the best tracking shot comedy pieces on the net pump out another hit!

12/18/2007

Christmas Ya!

Here is a fun watch to get in the holiday spirit. The breakdown at the end is great! via [BOLF]

12/11/2007

15 famous Atheists quotes

If you believe in God and find this offensive you shouldn't. Lighten up.
Happy Holidays!!

1. Creationists make it sound like a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night — Isaac Asimov

2. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Andrew Carnegie

3. All thinking men are atheists. — Ernest Hemingway

4. Lighthouses are more helpful then churches. — Benjamin Franklin

5. Faith means not wanting to know what is true. — Friedrich Nietzsche

6. The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. — George Bernard Shaw

7. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Kurt Vonnegut

8. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

9. Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. — Denis Diderot

10. A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. — Samuel Clemens

11. The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life. — Sigmund Freud

12. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

13. The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. — Ferdinand Magellan

14. Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. — Woody Allen

15. It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem

Tennis is cool again

The mafia, according to McEnroe, is infiltrating the tennis world. My sport has now unjumped the shark.

12/10/2007

Weed is bad part II

OK there has just been a lot of pot comedy on the internets this week, I don't go looking for it, seriously.

12/07/2007

Adam Paul does not believe...

Adam Paul does not believe in you that you can blog directly from voice rec software dialed from a number on your iPhone to see if it works I guess. Thanks. Bye. Signed Kevron. listen

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